Nicknames for the four King Georges – I challenge you!

A fun problem at work today – what accurate and memorable monikers can we come up with for the four King Georges to help people remember which was which?  (Think Scary, Baby, Ginger, Sporty and Posh…)  The ‘mad, bad, sad and fat’ of the Horrible Histories song ‘Born To Rule’, which although brilliant, doesn’t really work, because ‘bad’ and ‘sad’ applies to more than one of them, and they tend to merge.

So here are our efforts – can you do better??

George I = Foreigner George

George II = Fighter George

George III = Farmer George

George IV = Fat George

Please let me know your brilliant ideas!